Game of Thrones Wedding Cake
oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding
what can possibly go wrong?
The ONLY way to go about this is if just as the groom and bride were about to cut the cake someone took the knife and stabbed them in the places they have hidden blood pouches. They’d collapse and smash the cake and as everyone is freaking out someone will run through the crowd and shout “DONT WORRY WE BROUGHT A BACKUP.”
Cue giant pie.