Similar to real pandas in terms of fluffy wuffy snowy wowy adorableness.
But better able to propagate their own goddamn species.
(Do you ever feel weird about adorable species? Some male fuzzy wuzzy piece of cute fluff looks at a female bundle of furry-wurry preciousness and thinks ‘I’m going to impregnate that dame with all my (possible barbed) penis’)
Yes. Ducks are ruined forever for me.
…And somehow I’M the weird friend out of the three of us.